Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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