Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
