Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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