If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It's just like the Real World with babies
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
How drunk are you?
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