can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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