Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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