Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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