i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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