In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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