This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
please come you make the beer taste better
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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