can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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