Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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