im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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