and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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