your room smells of hookers.
And success
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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