We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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