Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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