Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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