her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it hurts more in the daytime
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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