Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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