yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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