ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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