goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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