Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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