it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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