i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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