Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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