If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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