Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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