he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
operation harelip BJ is a go
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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