Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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