brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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