if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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