Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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