i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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