Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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