ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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