Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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