Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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