I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Blood and glitter go together right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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