hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i now understand why vodka
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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