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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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