The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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