he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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