I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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