sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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