Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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