It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize