2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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