Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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