Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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