Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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