Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
