How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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