no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I think I have vodka in my lungs
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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