your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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