The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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