I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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